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 UK1999  #32  Boxtys 
& 
Kiss 
The Blarney Stone  
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Date: 8/19/99
We raced from there straight to Holyhead at the northeastern coast to catch the 
1:45 Stena Line Catamaran Ferry that races across the Irish Sea in 90 mins 
versus the 3.5 hrs by ferry. It was a monster of a ship and the whole ordeal 
from getting in line to getting back on the road again was 4 hrs. The ship is 
incredible. We thought we were on a weeklong cruise. There was a live band 
playing (tastefully), full restaurants, a McDonalds and Ben & Jerry�s on board, 
4 bars, gambling tables, on and on. The Sea was very smooth and the trip was 
quick.
Driving off the pier in Dun Laoghaire (�Don Larry�) we drive 6 miles north and 
arrive in Dublin. After trying to set the GPS for Dublin and it shows that are 
car is out to sea and wondering why my mobile phone won�t work anymore, I 
finally come to the realization that we are in a foreign country. So now we have 
to depend on maps and pay phones. The Georgian House Hotel is an expensive 
creaky old set of Georgian houses hitched together. We wind up with a room on 
the top floor with 4 flights of stairs straight up. The room is big enough, 
however, to throw a party and we are walking distance to everything. After Mass 
at the University (Newman) Church, a quick change in a pub men�s room and a run 
in St. Stevens Green (he biggest square in Europe), I meet Marcia at McDaid�s 
Pub. We strike up a conversation with Bob, a Florida man now living in Munich 
who runs Barry Diller�s operations there (Home Shopping Network, etc.). He�s 46 
and wants LASIK. We all then climb upstairs where they have a live Irish band 
playing with 3 saxophones and they were so terrific we didn�t leave until the 
place closed. I had my first real Irish Guinness (that�s plural) and we managed 
to get back to the room. This morning I look for the Kodak digital camera and it 
is GONE! Someone must have stolen it out of the bag we kept on the floor in the 
crowd with all the noise. After trying to except this loss and wondering where I 
can buy another one we try going back to the pub just in case. As I walk in the 
bar tender from last nightspots me and says �You�re the guy that lost his 
camera.� He had seen two people looking at it and felt they wouldn�t have owned 
a camera like that and just took it from them. His name is David Gordon and I 
call him the most honest guy in the world. What a pleasure to meet some one like 
him. When I told him what it cost, he said he had second thoughts (kidding).
We went to Trinity College and saw the Book of Kells and the Library and then 
went to the Guinness Brewery where it all started. As I am walking around 
videotaping in comes a gaggle of beauties to clog up my taping. They were the 
contestants for the Miss Ireland contest taking a tour. Miss Belfast was 
something. After walking to St. Patrick�s Cathedral we find we are there for 
evensong and it is a Protestant Church (Jonathan Swift is buried there). Never 
found the Catholic Cathedral, if there is one. We got back so I could run the 
Green again and then go to the Temple Bar area and ate at Gallagher's Boxty 
House. Boxtys are pancakes made of potato flour that are then filled with beef, 
lamb et al). That along with the corn chowder, Iris lamb stew, bread & butter 
pudding and Irish coffee made for a classical meal.
Looking at the map I find that Dimitrii's Company office is three blocks from the 
hotel and the ESCRS Headquarters is two blocks away. Will visit both in the 
morning and head West to Galway on the West Coast.
God Bless you, David.       
I have had several surprises here in Ireland. The first was the return of my 
camera by David Gordon. The second is not finding tons of Catholic Cathedrals in 
Catholic Ireland (St. Patrick�s Cathedral (the largest) in Dublin is 
Protestant). The third was the 22 Irish pounds ($29) charge to send the last 
email because the AOL connection for Ireland is so slow (decided to wait to 
England before sending again). The fourth is what a great town Galway is and I 
had never heard of it before.
First we went to see Dimitrii�s address at #4 Lower Hatch St. and photographed 
it. Then visited the headquarters of ESCRS (European Society of Cataract & 
Refractive Surgery and met the Exec Dir. She informed me that they asked me to 
Chair one of the sessions. We then headed directly west to the Atlantic coast of 
Ireland to the city of Galway and stayed at the Atlanta (of all things) Hotel. 
What a great town. It is filled with Italians and Spaniards here on vacation. 
Now I know where they all go in August. This brought a lively sense to the city 
with many good restaurants and great Irish band entertainment. After I ran to 
the jetty and through the town, we took the opportunity to sample both and had a 
great time.
I wanted to stay several more days because I really liked it here, but we had to 
go.
The next day we headed south and visited Dungaire Castle, the Aillwee Caves and 
saw the Burren, which is a large area of limestone outcroppings from the Ice 
Age. Farther south we saw the Cliffs of Moher, which cannot be described with 
words. We arrived very late into Limerick, ran in the streets, and then had 
dinner at The Texas Steak Out (steaks, refried beans and country music). Tasted 
better than it looked. A late night drive (by me) to north of Cork led us to our 
hotel in Blarney at 12:30 AM.
       
This morning we got up and I ran through the small town 3-4 times and then we 
headed for the Blarney Castle and we each did what busloads of tourists were 
doing, kissed the Blarney Stone. Very interesting experience where you lie down 
on your back, grab some handle bars and project your head backwards until your 
waist bends back to allow your head to descend to the level of the stone, to 
kiss it. While in that position you are hanging several 100 feet over the edge 
of the castle wall being held by Mr. Paddy O�Brien, who you are very happy to 
tip for his services. A very unique experience.
We then visited the city of Cork and St. Finbar�s Cathedral (Anglican). I had 
earlier called Paddy Condon, probably the most famous ophthalmologist in 
Ireland, and he invited us to stay with him tonight. So we drove from Cork to 
Waterford (of crystal fame) but stopped to visit a beautiful seaside town called 
Youghal (�Yawl�).
       
Paddy and his wife Ann took us to a great seafood restaurant in Dunmore East 
farther south on the coast. There are two lighthouses there, one at Hook and the 
other at Crook. The saying �by hook or by crook� arouse here. A couple of Gaelic 
(Irish) coffees and we finally make it to bed. Up early to run with Paddy on the 
beach and then we must (sadly) catch the catamaran at Rosslare (an hour away) 
and land back in Wales at Fishguard. We will try to make it to Cardiff, Wales by 
tomorrow night.
I like Ireland very much and will definitely return.
 
Kenneth J. Hoffer, MD
Waterford, Ireland
Sent 8-19-99
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